Claim Â?1,000,000 compo from the shop then sell the movie rights to Hollywood for Â?50,000,000.
We could call it....
Parasite The Movie.
An innocent person innocently shopping in a dangerous urban ghetto.
Suddenly out of the blue attacked by Killer vampire shopping trolleys on the rampage.
Our innocent shopper bravely attempts to stop them using only his bonehead,
as the evil shop keeper cackles in an evil manner in the shop doorway.
Who will win this epic battle???
I KNOW..... THE EVIL LYING BLOODSUCKING LAWYERS